Yeah yeah

Discussion with the Little Sister
• Elizabeth: "Would you be upset if you were in a case and your attorney didn't call you back or return your e-mails for 2-3 weeks?"
  Matt: "Well you have to understand that attorneys--"
  Elizabeth (cutting me off as though she has heard my 'attorneys are very busy' spiel before): "I know."
  Matt: (silence)
  Elizabeth: "Would you be upset?"
  Matt: "Probably."
  
  

Case dismissed

• Amusing holding in a 1944 case about whether a cosmetic company was liable for burns: "That the plaintiff would sprinkle nail polish remover on his clothing and ignite himself was not an event that the defendant could reasonably have anticipated."
  

What Sweetie Watches on her Summer Vacation

• "I watched a show called 'Plastic Surgery Disasters' on HBO, and this woman went in for gastric bypass surgery and somehow she got both her legs amputated! ... I also watched a show called 'Cancun Sex Adventures.' Because I can't sleep!" -Sweetie
  

Thugs

CC and Donnie are the baddest ass thugs I ever did meet. Right after we took this picture, they went out dancing together. Yeah boooeey.

Zingerman's Roadhouse

I spent the day in Ann Arbor yesterday, hanging out with Josh, CC and some other friends heretofore lost to the mysteries of time and distance. But now found!