Today, in all seriousness, I actually used the phrase, "Bad Robot!" to admonish my Roomba after it kept going under the desk even though I specifically told it not to.
My car navigation system knows where I am at all times and tells me where to go if I miss a turn. My Roomba cleans my floors for me. I videochat with friends and family over the high-speed network that has overtaken the world. A steady stream of choral music is beamed to me from outer space. And of course, I glide to work on a magic upright broomstick.
On deck: Holograms.
After that: Flying cars.
I. Love. The. Future.